Cat graduates from UT Austin
Cat graduates from UT Austin
An orange tabby cat named Suki became the first honorary feline graduate of The University of Texas at Austin. According to FOX 7, UT student Francesca Bourdier spent most of her college career at home like any other college student, on Zoom with her cat by her side.
Bourduer said Suki attended every class she had online so she knew she had to include the one-and-a-half-year-old cat when graduation came around.
Through a quick search online, Bourdier was even able to buy Suki her own cap and gown.
Imagine applying for a job and having a cat get the job instead of you
Funny if the cat was called Desmond.
Not sure if it's the same across the pond but in the UK a 'Desmond' is the score 2.2
Remember the lawyer who said he wasn't a cat?
Wait, can you graduate from uni just by turning up? No exams?
Cats have pretty privilege in levels humanity can't reach.
I'm unable to get the jokes about orange cats and low braincell count. My orange cat is a genius.
'graduates' is how they wrote it. I hope they honoured a bunch of students for their actual accomplishments.
Suki will be the least annoying UT Austin grad ever
Was this an expedited degree? The cat is only a year and a half old. I think this might be fraud.
It seems the owner is selling fashion on Instagram and training to be a Pilates teacher. Maybe the degree wasn't that expansive.
A cat teaching Pilates? I thought it was an MBA or something, but this no longer sounds believable.
It only attended lectures, but did no tests or quizzes? Even if it negotiated pass/fail grades on attendance and not exams, the degree should probably have stipulations requiring some number of credits be from letter grades.
At best, this cat was auditing classes. I do not believe it earned this degree and I would not hire it in the field based on it.
How did that cat even get through admissions?! I smell a bribery scandal.
Maybe an Associate degree?
Imagine being 40 and still paying off your dead cats student loans
Grim, but relatable.
I support this
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That erudite-looking sonofabitch!
Gets college degree, remains an unemployed leech.
Unemployed by choice I guess
Unreal Tournament Austin?
"University" of "Texas" (derogatory)
oh that's where all the braincells went
That cat refused to wear that cap lol
OMG I hate these fake headlines. The cat can't graduate. She only audited the classes.
No, it's true! The cat's already got recruiters putting job offers in her inbox.
Her inbox is also her outbox, though
We had a black lab graduate yesterday!
Why you got to bring race into it
Another DEI graduate 🙄
What a smart kitten
I support this.