thanks i hate it
It's a gyatt world
Y'all want more curse onto this cursed thing?
Enjoy!
youtube/zmUzLyzvj4Only 776 views. Criminal.
Yeah, it's not even new
How does this have less than 1k views‽
They say listening to music is a great way to learn a new language
Extra cursed: I am currently testing Orbit, the LLM stuff Mozilla is offering where you can process stuff locally. This video transcript makes me unsure if i should keep it to laugh my ass off or uninstall it because it's a waste of system ressources:
"The speaker in the transcript references a song with the repeated phrase "Music" throughout. They express their familiarity with the people and settings in the song, using descriptive language such as "saucy places" and "sainted chief." The speaker also mentions feeling triggered and salty, and expresses difficulty in joining in when people are being excessive. They reminisce about their past, mentioning a churchy school environment and feeling dragged. The speaker also uses the phrase "glow up" to describe personal growth, and again mentions the difficulty in keeping up with those who are "extra." The speaker also references the song's location and the concept of a "made world." Overall, the speaker is expressing their connection to and thoughts on a particular song and its lyrics."
as performed by 😭s 4 😱s
Sobs 4 Screams
Chat is this real?
Broccoli haired boys ruin everything.
We're the boomers, now.
can we have unlimited money and political power now?
Clone Wars. Attack of the Killer Broccoli.
Does it make me a bad person that I can't look at a kid like this without picturing them spending their time listening to washed up reality stars, laughing at rape 'jokes' and licking the boots of billionaires?
fr fr
No cap
It’s even worse when you imagine the accent and voice of a broccoli singing over the tune.
🤢🤢🤢🤮
I had a dream last night where I got cornered by a group of people. They pinned me down and started ripping out the hair from my butt hole and tge back of my legs, im insanely hairy so they had a lot to work with. It was very painful and I started bleeding. Then I woke up.
What could this possibly mean??? That i need to get my b hole waxxed? But why tho, im straight and ain't nobody looking at my dirt star
I'm straight and I want to get anally fucked
You don’t have to be gay to discover the prostate being a 10x orgasm.
Pro: easy wiping Con: involuntarily performative farting every time
You're call.
If you feel a fart coming, you can just discreetly spread your cheeks apart with your hand to defuse it silently every time.
Sometimes dreams are just dreams, man. This one, however, is telling me you need to get your balloon knot waxed and upload it for my viewing pleasure.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
I dreamt that I died. And then woke annoyed to my alarm clock.
I've always been impressed when my dreams are able to time the end with my alarm clock. It's like my brain knows it's about to go off.
@instantnudel@feddit.org, this needs instant noodle hair
Who dares to wake me up?
I do :3
Third line could be "the dreams that I get rekt in"
This is so terrible I blocked your entire instance
But it won't matter, the brainrot has already infected lemmy's core
So much quicker than reddit ever did too, interesting.
User name checks out
I think he's a bot. The comment doesn't even make sense,
since OP's from the same instance, and a cursory glance at his comment history only reinforces my suspicion.Edit: Nevermind, OP's from Lemmingsworld, not lemmyworld. And I wouldn't recommend looking at this users comment history. It shows a sad and lowkey disturbing tale of constant serial rageposting and insulting random people, then blaming everyone and everything but himself whenever he gets any reply he doesn't like (which would be most replies).
Oh my I've never once heard that statement before ever
I had a dream I was in a massage parlor and just never got to the massage part
Straight up bussin Did I do it right?
