Banger post. Deaf community goes hard
Sorry, can't hear you over my massive dong.
I'm blind, but I feel you
My brain, i hate being neurodivergent it'd be so great to just fOCUSSS
I'd upgrade the depression away from my brain and give myself the ability for hyperfocus at will and to turn off sensory issues. Taking the autism and ADHD away altogether would leave me a different human, idk that almost feels like dying a little bit, or being lobotomized. Wouldn't want to lose a part of my brain that makes me me. But super valid to want to be neurotypical!
Thinking about it, if it counts as an organ, idk if I wouldn't rather change my immune system to stop attacking healthy tissue and get better at attacking viruses instead. Tough choice.
monkey's paw curls
When a monkey's paw's last wish is spent, you have a monkey's fist.
The only upgrade I want is to be able to control the hyperfocus
Me too with brain, I hate not being able to socialize.
I already have a big cock. So I would choose a bigger cock.
Hey, spare some cock for us too!
Hmm i think i worded that wrong...
Definitely my spine. There's a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
Is it a form problem?
I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.
Heart failure is one of the biggest killers out there. I think you'd have a better odds of living a long life with some kind of super heart. Your heart is basically just a water pump that has to remain online for 100 years or you die fast.
Unless your lungs fail
The heart will take that on after the lung layoff.
That's a good point, but in my opinion the other common deaths are way worse. Cancer? Living with the anxiety of impending death and constantly getting sicker, more in pain and being nauseous from medication? Or COPD, feeling like you are suffocating slowly? Alzheimers, Parkinsons? Or my personal fear - dying from a stupid simple cold? Man, I take a heart attack any day of the week.
Yeah, I'm just thinking about the meta pick for general longevity.
Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.
Probably brain, responsetime
Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be vibrating dick
Good newss! If you use a massage gun pressed right to the base of your dick, it vibrates like a vibrator.
Great trick if she's on top, fun for everyone
I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept
Upgrade my liver, stay drunk for the next 3 years and 9 months.
Isn't that backwards? The liver filters alcohol out of the body. I would think an upgraded liver would sober you up quicker.
I'd upgrade my balls so that they aren't vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill's purse and get away with it.
Sinuses. Those fuckers are overdue for an upgrade. Can you imagine never being congested again?
Brain is the right answer but sinuses are #2.
All y'all are picking dick.
But the correct answer is the balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.
Then you want to upgrade your prostate, not balls.
How many times a day do you need to jerk off?!
Careful with that, you probably wouldn't want to end up in a StuG III Ausf B situation
rubbing a monkey's paw
Oh no! I didn't realize I was asking for Nazi balls!
You'll be limited by shaft resilience before reload time, especially over multi-day operations.
that's okay my homies can hook me up with a reload
Brain is a no-brainer. It's okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
Would it still be you after the upgrade?
Without the upgrade I don't know. My knowledge of what constitutes my personality visavi my intelligence and such is too lacking, but I guess I would change
if i were smarter, i'd be able to answer that
Gee I sure hope not
Id like to switch my autism on and off
my skin, i think the one organ that protects all the other organs is long overdue for an upgrade
As an audiophile, probably my ears. I wanna be able to hear over 19khz.
I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, or at least I used to be able to. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I'd have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.
My buddy has a CRT. It makes a very high pitched noise, close to 18900hz. But it's not above what most people can hear, most humans can hear up to 20,000hz. Over time this decreases of course. But every time I go to this guy's house I can hear the CRT going, so loud, so annoying.
Yep, super hearing for me too please. Imagine actually being able to appreciate 192khz recordings... damn. Actually, I don't even think my HD600s go that high
Ok but it needs to be an 'activable' skill, if it's always on it could be a nightmare with all kinds of background noises continuously ringing in your ear.
Deafinitly one of the choices
I would upgrade my brain to be able to consciously control all the little automatic stuff. Tell my brain to up the metabolic rate when I want to burn more fat, increase heart rate when exercising, basically to be able to consciously control all functions of my body at will.
I can't be trusted with direct control of the of my pleasure center of my brain.
You could control yourself to control yourself. Add sudo permissions to it with a max use of once a day.
My bones.
Also I checked, bones are an organ.
Tough call...
Do you pick the one that will probably kill you or the one making quality of life kinda shit.
Awkward when fixing the organ doesn't fix the problems with it
(•_•)
Idk cause making my pp bigger in my mind fixes all of my problems.
One of:
- eyes to see a wider spectrum of light (infrared to gamma-ray)
- ears to increase sensitivity or reduce it close to 0 a will
- nose to smell all dangerous stuff that is odourless (carbon monoxide f.e.)
- muscles not to lose training after a few days (I am not sure that wouldn't fuck up methabolism)
- have an organ to catch radiowaves (while being capable to switch it off)
- brown fat cells to never feel cold (with added super bonus that they also kill cancer by starving it)
- liver to remove toxins without being easily damaged
The choice is difficult :)
Brown fat cells would also make you burn more calories doing nothing
If you're in a first world country and making a decent salary that just becomes a lower chance of obesity and diabetes
I'd like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I'll create a new sex act called "Quakeing", where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.
Welp, that's enough internet for today
Upgrade my eyes so I can sense different wavelengths of light at will. I would also make them very resistant to blindness.
I'd upgrade my ass so that I didn't need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere
My stamina is shit so lungs.
I was born flatfooted. I'd make my feet and legs normal.
Since when is a dick an organ?
Reproductive organ
Classic.
I would like a second of the same dong. undecided as to configuration (over-and-under vs. side-by-side)
Under/over of course.
You can be a one-man DP
Upgrade my butt. Poot existential dread instead of regular feces.
It definitely didn't end the way I expected
Neither did i
I used to think that if I could have a superpower I'd like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But these days, what's the point? Most world leaders could be absolutely destroyed by a well timed beer dump, but Trump wouldn't even notice anything unusual.
I want my tits to be able to shoot lasers at will, it'd be cool.
You mean something like this?
More like holding it up like a gun.
Liver
