I'll still gladly piss on his grave but that's pretty good. Can't you just picture that douchebag typing this aloud to himself like "and SEND! What a dick."
Edit: "I'm gonna use short simple sentences so this fuckin moron can get the point."
white collar crime is like alchemy. You take the right amount of anti labour violations, mix it in with tax dodging, add some pedophilia, a few fun felonies, rub it on literal and very obvious treason and you synthesize a president.