Data speaks for itself

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"Never trust a statistic you didn't take yourself."
- Should be 'fake' not 'take', right?
  
  Yep, that was a typo. Whoops
  
  History Trivia: No one outside Germany knows that "Churchill-quote" because it was made up by Nazi propaganda.
If you torture the data long enough, hey look at how low I got my p-value.
- Cull the outliers..... Not low enough
  
  Transform the data.... Not low enough
  
  Normalise the data... Not low enough
  
  Alter the model by adding random effects... Not low enough.
  
  The major factors showed a trend towards significance.... therefore our hypothesis was met.
  
  Hello PhD
"Yes, the pronounced hammer coefficients as evidenced by these repeated indentations in the flattened curve..."
Funny how beating a defenseless creature to death with a hammer was just seen as another everyday activity for your typical Saint.
phacking p-hacking

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