I used to work at the bank and bank robbers are almost always caught. Not because they didn't get away from robbing the bank. It's because once they do it once they continue robbing banks and one day they will get caught.
We regularly get reports for bank robbers that hit a branch. They typically hit another close branch, but we lock our doors the second they pull up.
Huh? So like you see someone drive up and you're like "yea that looks like a bank robber, better close the bank"? I mean bank robbers don't have any signage so how would another bank know to close/lock the doors? Not making logical sense to me
Sometimes they have the plate numbers. But we sorta know when someone is coming in to do bad things by the way they are driving into the parking lot.
Most drivers slowly pull into a parking lot. Find a spot near the branch door. Gather their stuff. Slowly walk to the branch doors.
A bank robber drives into the lot very fast. Doesn't bother finding a spot. Rushes out the door and is constantly looking around.
I only been robbed once and prevented a handful of times. We caught the girl who robbed me because we recognized her.
I remember being a teller and we would play games guessing what people were coming into do. Talk to a banker or deposit or cashing a check.
"We just got robbed by a man in this car, who looks like this"
"Oh, a man in a car that looks just like that, just pulled in, better lock the doors"
I just Tineye'd this one after I posted it and it's older than I assumed. Sorry if y'all have seen it a million times.
It’s a classic!
I mean he invested correctly and took the risk. Of course he should reap his rewards.
I know it's popular to hate on Duolingo these days, but it prepared me for this situation:
Warum hat der Dieb keine Maske getragen?
War der Dieb wirklich mit einer Banane bewaffnet?
Ich glaube nicht, dass es eine Banane ist.
Ich weiß, aber das ist ein absurdes Beispiel, das Duo oft benutzt.
I think this was my first good laugh of the day. Also, he sorta looks like a skinnier version of Lonnie, which made it slightly funnier.
Something pushed Dale Gribble over the edge, he is grabbing cash, and getting ready to go off grid
