I don't even remember what I had for lunch yesterday
My future self is dead idgaf what that guy thinks.
I'm scared :(
The vast majority of the future is outside the next 60 or so years.
Jokes on him, I won’t remember most of anything.
Jokes on you I'm already in my late 40s and from Glasgow future me is already dead
I fuck with my future self all the time by saying "you too" when a waiter tells me to enjoy my meal. Really keeps the bastard up at night.
Fucker probably died, jokes on him.
No Im not
Not if I get drunk enough!
What in the clicker is that? Some alternate last of us reality
Sorry for the past, present and futer disappointment, homie. You know I cant help it.
Kinky
Trust me he won't remember this shit, he's an idiot
Ew, future me is a creep, i should get a restraining order
You sick fuck future me.
Ever get cosmic and wonder if this could be literally true?
