Dad what's your best dad joke?

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I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.
- Oh I groaned good one
Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
- Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad
  
  Haha!
  
  I remember this one as muffins in an oven.
Mine don't translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I'll assume they are pretty good
- Share them in their original language, then!
Whenever you feel like things are unfair, remember that Laura Croft's entire life has been in ruins.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Hey Kiddo, what's brown and sounds like a bell?
- I dont get it??
  
  Dung

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