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linuxmemes @lemmy.world not_IO @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2mo ago

Gnome

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Idk abt GIMP but hard agree about Gnome. Whenever someone uses a human foot as a logo = certified sex freak.
- Or how about 3 naked people in a circle holding hands. And somehow this guy is like one of the least problematic white South African billionaires.
  
  Well, the bar is subterranean
- My pro open-source teacher in HS pushed for all of us to use the handful of Linux computers and recommended GIMP over Photoshop. He even said we can download GIMP at home for free.
  
  Back then, searching for GIMP gave you bondage suits.
  
  And because we were immature fuckwads, we played real hard into that joke, to a point where the principal had to send a letter to parents about how to actually find free open-source software with links.
- Obviously Tarantino was involved. A little foot fetish never hurt nobody-- right? Right???????
- It's a gnome foot though.
  
  shortstack foot fetish with a little bit of dom sprinkled in
  
  Guh-nome
  
  Yeh I was gonna say, has to be a gnome foot, thats some bookie shaped foot if it's human.
- What the fuck i use foot to walk not sex...
I always thought it was a clever sex pervert acronym for

Graphic

Image

Manipulation

Program
- And we're pronouncing it JIMP?
  
  gust take your upvote and jet out of here
  
  Listen here, Legoland, I don't live in the Kingdom of Jondor
- Gimp
  Is
  Mangy
  Photoshop
- Its actually GNU image manipulation program, so pretty much.
  
  Or "Green Is My Pepper" if you ask RMS...
  
  oh is that why that brush is in there
  
  GNU Incredible Magic Projector.
  
  If it did circles, it'd destroy half the world.
I've come to think of it as a (really) good thing - no financially motivated tech megacorp is gonna sell a monthly "sub to Gimp".

(Tho a clothes rental company might.)
- Leather clothes, at that.
  
  Its called Harley Davidson
YouTube apparently censors "GIMP"
- What "Gimp" could stand for?
  
  A type of bondage suit
  
  GNU(not linux) Image Manipulation Program.
  
  Its all rolled into GIMP, kinda like someone zipped up a suit. Oops.
  
  It's also a slur for disabled people.
  
  GNU image manipulation program.
  
  Green is my pepper.
- One of the very very few times this meme is used correctly. Congratulations!
Bet they couldn’t even find the cli terminal.
- The clit, for short
- I'm just trying give her that system-d.
alias daddy='sudo'
- Can you change the password prompt to "tell me your safeword first:"?
  
  Of course you can
  
  export SUDO_PROMPT="tell me your safeword first: "
  
  Though I don't know how, I'd be surprised if it wasn't possible.
I don't understand
- Gimp is a person who gets sexual pleasure from being hurt or treated badly
- dont worry, neither do i
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It does check out
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