Trump tells FBI, Homeland Security to reopen Alcatraz — closed since 1963 — as a prison
Trump tells FBI, Homeland Security to reopen Alcatraz — closed since 1963 — as a prison
Alcatraz has been run as a national park for decades now.
Edit: Apparently at least one PBS station aired Escape From Alcatraz the night prior to this announcement
Isn't that shit a fucking museum or something now? Like they do tours, for tourists, and shit?
Why can't republican voters see how dumb he is? Dumb loves company... is that the phrase?
27 0 ReplyYes, it's run by the national park service, and you can get a ferry ride to it and do a tour.
11 0 ReplyBased on one ex-acquaintance's views, they don't care if he's dumb. They don't even care if they have to "sacrifice" some of their own rights or conveniences...as long as a liberal suffers. As long as someone they disagree with is in pain, they'll go to sleep at night smiling and laughing.
I wish I was joking. They're fucking narcissists or sociopaths. Fuck them all.
7 0 ReplyYes, and it's nowhere near fit for service as a prison or much else other than tours.
There's more bird shit than paint in most areas on the outside. It's probably a 2 year minimum refit (at ludicrous expense) to return to service.
But I guess if it was a great prison when america was great ... Then we have to reopen it?
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He's like a little kid who made a wish to become emperor, and the world's most irresponsible genie granted it.
12 0 ReplySoon to be followed by Shawshank and Oz.
9 0 ReplyWhat would a wizard need a prison for?
6 0 ReplyYou fool! The prison is the best part of the tower!
2 0 ReplyEntertainment, or something kinky.
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He’s a fucking idiot whose brain calcified in the 80s.
7 0 ReplyFor traitors and insurgents like Trump and his cronies? Fine with it. Heck, keep the touristy thing alive so people can see how to properly treat traitors. Add an information center about the dangers of fascism.
5 0 ReplyLmao what the fuck? It’s a goddamn tourist attraction now.
5 0 ReplyThe Rock is due for a reboot. Good call.
5 0 ReplySince the tourists stopped coming this makes perfect sense.
4 0 ReplyCan we make him the first inmate???
3 0 ReplyAnyone else remember the breakout scene in Robinhood Men in Tights? Seems like someone thought movie art should become reality....
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