Mercedes Mone Offering Personal Texting Service For $99.99 Per Month

From the article: The service, which is powered by VIP Texting, offers "exclusive", "personal", and "one-on-one" chats with Mone herself. Spots in the program are advertised as being extremely limited.

I really like the use of quotation marks. Totally not a thirst trap using canned responses or a crappy LLM.

Call 1-800-SIMPNOW! That's 1-800 S-I-M-P N-O-W!

Your honor my client, Terry Bollea, is not guilty of the charge of fraud; The service offered a private and personal correspondence with "Hulk Hogan", a clearly fictional character from television. Any reasonable person would know it's not legitimately going to be a conversation with Mr. Bollea!

Simp E O Simp E O

Could be a great deal for journalists. But otherwise, wtf

I mean... Make your money, I guess. But, no thanks. I have enough trouble remembering to reply to messages I receive for free.