Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

🤌

The prophecy has been fulfilled

2023, but good find

This is a sign. The second cumming of Christ.

Two balls! Wait.. what's that? Over there... It looks like a big...

Everything reminds me of him 😞

Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said "Yeah...fuck it....let's see how crazy shit can get."

You think that's big, you should see the size of it under the water.

I am kind of disappointing this is actually from 2023 though! It needs to cum again.

c/BrandNewSentence

Finally an article that made me believe I was reading the onion

THE PROPHECY!

I mean, who names a bay in Dildo county Conception Bay (or vice versa)? The iceberg is just the tip!

phallus [...] floating in conception bay

I always thought "D.C." meant "District of Columbia." TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means "Dildo, Canada."

Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.

This happened two years ago…

We're gonna need a bigger M&M's tube....

Someone had an interesting "on this day"

It's old, but... I'll allow it.

Also...

Dingdong. Willy. Johnson. One-eyed sailor. Trouser snake.

Now it's your turn.

Most of my family is from very near there. I remember when this happened, it was quite the event

y'all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??

A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn't too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)

It can't be.

What kinda coincidence is this? I feel like someone must've sculpted it.

Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.

Hate it when that happens.

Damn good find.
Jolly damn good find.

Let the comments begin.

"It's a bit small"

This is two years old.

2 years old but funny

Reached for comment, local resident Dick Cock said: "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT WHITE COCK!!!!"

I’m so tired of this ‘will-they won’t they’

Quite the opposite effect of what happens to me in the cold!

everything reminds me of her

Nice

This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself

It was dildestiny

Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.

Conception hahahahha

This wouldn't be an onion article

I’m speechless

The prophecy warns of this. It's the signal for the coming of the massive orange cock that will wreak havoc on the nations.

We have two years to prepare.