A beaver (or beavers?) moved into the creek deep in the woods behind my house last fall, and I am SO excited about the beautiful pond they are building.
Where can I subscribe to regular updates on their progress?
They got plans and I am in love with them
The sound of trickling water is triggering to beavers. Literally. If they hear water running, they have to turn it off.
They are the ultimate dads of the animal Kingdom.
I'm sure if they evolved in an environment with electricity, they'd be going from room to room turning off light switches.
They are the ultimate dads of the animal Kingdom.
I'll have you know, I let my bathtub drop for a year before fixing it
I'm sure if they evolved in an environment with electricity, they'd be going from room to room turning off light switches.
...Well if someone else in this damn house would ever turn them off I wouldn't have to now would I?
My step kid literally turned on the kitchen, dining, hallway, and bathroom light after I went to bed and left them on. Cue grumpy ass me turning off lights after my late night pee. The hallway light alone is enough to light up every single one of those rooms for grabbing whatever you need before bed, the switch is five feet from their bedroom and I have a switch in my bedroom for it as well. So of course that couldn't be the only light left on. Rant over
🦫: God Dammit!
God: ???
🦫: Fine! I'll do it myself!
(Beaver DOOM music intensifies)
Beaver: hears running water
"It's like music to my ears. And I hate music."
"I'm here to kick water's ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Beaver: .... DAAAYYYYYYEEEMMMMMM
The brook babbled. And I took that personally.
*and I babbled back
Wasn't this a tweet? Which came first I wonder
Nope
Big plans
I wouldn't mind a wet beaver.
🤦
This is about the Canadian federal election, right?
