When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.

that's one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.

they do if u kiss me

En, to, tre, fire, fem.

1000000 / 5 = 200000

Here's the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.

Found the american.

I love this! It doesn't seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven't debunked it.

Oh shiiit thats trippy!

7 sieben, Bruder

And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion

Portuguese (Brasil): 1 (um)

!remindme sixty years when i confirm

Fümf

Lies.

One point five.. d'oh!

Made me silently count to ten to confirm. Mind expanded.

Joke's on you, I'm Roman.
My lips already touch at 𝕄.

Un deux trois... Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.

... Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it's soixante-dix 😂)

Just counted out loud, one....lips touched.

Mine touch at pebenty peben.

and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else's lips the first time?

In English, my lips touch when I make the "f" sound at the start of four. I am also pretty sure they touch for one.

what about thirmty three

Nah, definitely happens at 300 with 三百

Edit: in japanese, but I didn't list my language since OP didn't bother.

This is my favourite shower thought post so far.

forget what number you're on and say, "um".

In a lot of Indo-European languages you're stopping right at 5, *pénkʷe. For example Greek (πέντε pénte) and Sanskrit (पञ्चन् páñcan).

Huh. Same in Dutch!

Un, dau, tri, pedwar. Nope, they touch at what you call four.

until 1 million what?

In Belgian French it's 70, and in French² it's 1000

1000 touches.

In french :-)

Three, two, one, zero, minus one.

Four, five, ...

一 二 三 四 五 六 七 八

8 “ba”

是的，我是美国人。我的文法很不好。

Easily verifiable by counting to from 0 to 10.

pięć [guess the language]

odin dva tri chetire Piat

5 in Russian

correct me if I'm wrong, but it's up to 1000 in Spanish, right? I'm wondering if I'm saying 9 right.

3 before my lips touch.