Arsonist Improves Cybertruck
A local arsonist who torched a brand new Cybertruck as it sat on the lot of a nearby Tesla dealership claims his crime should be overlooked because he provided a community service by improving its design.
The way that arsonist was able to melt the weird pointy top into something more appealing was really a thing of beauty.
Bouba > Kiki
Onion, I know it's hard, but you can't just report on current events as-is and call it parody.