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ickplant @lemmy.world

8mo ago

Having successfully completed his probationary period, we welcome Lieutenant Jax to the full-time Belleville Police Department roster

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ACAB 💔
- All cats are bastards?
  
  Well, their parents aren't generally married, so, technically . . .
- I don’t disagree with you there.
- All cats are beautiful ❤️
The cat just absolutely has the face of a narc.
"probationary period" he indiscriminately killed dozens of blackbirds he shouldn't be allowed outside!!
- Exactly. Hes absolutely cop material.
- excuse me, he absolutely had discrimination when killing those birds.
And immediately give him the rank of Lt? ... I smell a nepo-kitty.
- It was a merit-based promotion. Jax was eminently smarter and more competent than the rest of the department.
  
  cops get promoted for cruelty, not intelligence lol
This is the kind of cop that accidentally loses the catnip on the way to the evidence locker
- So... A cop?
Saw some other pictures of the cat, and of course the department has a framed thin blue line flag. Because, why not?
- I mean, yeah, ACAB. I still love the cat, but the facts don’t change.
  
  I think having a cat may be good for police. If caring for animals can rehab the incarcerated and infirm, why not LE?
  
  Agreed, the cat is awesome. The cat did nothing wrong. I probably didn't need to bring up the flag haha.
All cats are bastards.
How is this not Lieutenant Dax?!! They got so close to greatness.
This is blue-washing

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