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oleorun @real.lemmy.fan

6mo ago

Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked, poops on plane seat during flight

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Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked, poops on plane seat during flight

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Southwest Airlines, flight 418 from Philadelphia to Chicago
Checks out
- I laughed harder at this comment than I care to admit.
It's the new first class experience: it allows you to shit in the economy section.
Average Southwest flight experience
"Ears weren't the only thing popping..." What else was popping?
- Maybe 'popping a squat'?
- I guess someone thought "popping" and "pooping" were the same word.
  Or maybe there's a naked joke to "popping"? Like, uh... maybe something like... popping open button-fly jeans?
  
  Perhaps eyes popping in disbelief? I didn't get it either.
Is Southwest basically the Walmart of airlines?
I've never had a bad Southwest experience. I guess it's just like retail stores, fast food, or package delivery - who you love and hate varies with the people there. And no one ever agrees on the rankings.
This being Southwest Airlines, are we sure it wasn't a flight attendant?

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