You must choose...

the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.

IMO, the end of the post's title should be "ketchup or mayo ?"

I like how the portraits try to show them in a good light. Brings home the message about how most people vote.

I like mine extra crispy... No, not the tacos

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.

After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!

Ew is that cilantro?

Fuck it, let it all burn.

Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

I choose the bear

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.

All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.

I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.

I hate cilantro...

Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.

Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

Tacos !

Who will be the new Marinus van der Lubbe?

Easy question, I put the fire 🫢

As much as I'd like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.

Only one taco? Not fair.

What if the taco is undercooked?!

Id consume the tacos while watching the other 3 burn in real time.

If i choose the taco, i will be guilt of not saving one of the 3 people. Thats why i do nothing, sacrificing the taco, but keeping me innocent

The trolley is way more interesting when you want to kill the person on the track, but dont want to be known as the one who caused their death

Cold blooded animals like the warmth

I'll save the tacos

Nobody said you couldn't save the tacos de carne asada for later

That is not fair ...

Can't i eat taco's and save the one i want to 'give a knee'at every whimm i got for the rest of the 4 years?

Or is that to cruel for the taco?

To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.

eh...

Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.

I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving..

Mmm a taco!

Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..

Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy... I'd save them real hard... maybe wrap em in some foil or something...

Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.

Musk, he'd pay me

free 5 minute trial of hell before they actually go there

How is this even a question?