You must choose...

Do I get all three tacos or just one?

This is a horrible Sophie's choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them

Not a fan of tacos at all, but I'll save them for someone who is.

I'll probably give them to an immigrant or homeless person just to make it that little sweeter.

You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?

I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.

I save JD (couchfucker) Vance so I can beat him to death with my bare hands.

I'm vegan. I pick the tacos

Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.

Well the tacoes are already in my hands because I was the one stating the fire when I saw who was in the room and I wanted some snacks while watching it burn down.

I hate cilantro...

Tap for spoiler

I pick the tacos

I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.

Can't take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

I'm very allergic to cilantro and I'm still taking the tacos.

I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?

Ew is that cilantro?

Fuck it, let it all burn.

Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.

As much as I'd like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.

Only one taco? Not fair.

Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.

Cilantro and dead animal? Gross. I’ll take that tho.

I'm severely intolerant to onions, but I'd still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there's always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.

I choose the bear

the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire... allegedly.

Cold blooded animals like the warmth

I'll save the tacos

If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.

Nobody said you couldn't save the tacos de carne asada for later

After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!

Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me

Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.

Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.

Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.

I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…

All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.

I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving..

If i choose the taco, i will be guilt of not saving one of the 3 people. Thats why i do nothing, sacrificing the taco, but keeping me innocent

The trolley is way more interesting when you want to kill the person on the track, but dont want to be known as the one who caused their death

What if the taco is undercooked?!

I like mine extra crispy... No, not the tacos

None of the above, I'd add petrol

Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..

Spoiler

The tacos are the logical choice here, obviously. But if I save the rich fuck then he owes me big time. I want 5 billion dollars, the rest he gives to immigration and housing charities. Then he gets deported back to Africa in the middle of the Sahara desert with only the clothes on his back, a bag of peanuts, and a bottle of Gatorade (c’mon I’m not heartless enough for him to starve or die of thirst….immediately).

To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.

Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy... I'd save them real hard... maybe wrap em in some foil or something...

IMO, the end of the post's title should be "ketchup or mayo ?"

That is not fair ...

Can't i eat taco's and save the one i want to 'give a knee'at every whimm i got for the rest of the 4 years?

Or is that to cruel for the taco?

Stuff the tacos down as fast as possible then leave on my own.

Tacos !

Who will be the new Marinus van der Lubbe?

Mmm a taco!

Easy question, I put the fire 🫢

eh...

Hmm I kneecap all three of them, eat the salad and then safe myself. Easy.

I like how the portraits try to show them in a good light. Brings home the message about how most people vote.

That looks like cilantro on the tacos, so I'll save...the painting behind Vance. I'm sure he'd thank me for that.

free 5 minute trial of hell before they actually go there

Musk, he'd pay me

How is this even a question?

I mean I want the pleasure of watching JV Dunce lose in 4 years, but on the other hand… tacos.