Ideas for programming rizz?

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"

You can also combine your names into a Linux distribution.

Deb + Ian = Debian.

Pay for dinner

I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.

I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.

So... that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.

This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.

git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad

Sure, but at least they won't be afraid of commitment.

Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.

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hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "i thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck

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No. They'll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.

“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”

I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.

Also we got a sexy time button.

Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider... Unnatural.

The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not

MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf "Monty" Widenius' kids

I mean Steve Jobs named the Lisa after the daughter he disowned. There’s opportunities here.

When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We're still together.

It can swing both ways. Half of Taylor Swift’s songs don’t paint her ex’s in a good light.

I’d feel very wooed if my wife named a Linux distro or some open source project of hers after me

Make their birthday a magic number

Naming variables after loved ones. Stephanie += 1 Stephanie/bob = Jeff

If Jeff == Stephanie: Jerome(Stevens)

Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.

Instead, I distract them with the fact that I'm a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.

Well, I made my girlfriend a GUI app that converts subtitles from Windows-1251 to utf-8 encoding so that she doesn't have to remember how to do it. And I didn't even name it after her...

My partner programmed me a birthday card, so the programming flirt is real.

A lot of projects are named after spouses and family lol

Nah, a whole project

Okay but my partner does this with things like taking my naming suggestions for blueprints in factory games. Then he'd message me about his harambe units. 10/10 very cute

So, anyone here want to name a git branch after me? 😊

I use friends and family as sample data for unit/integration tests.

At a previous job, I tested an automated email system by scheduling fake events for various US presidents. I've long left that position, but I never cleaned up the test data. Every month I still get a reminder for Nixon's upcoming reservation at the Watergate Hotel.

The classic Wizard vs Bard debate.

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

I made my wife a magic mirror.

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

"hello beautiful"

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

X: "Your code isn't working because there's something missing at the end of this line"

Y: "Oh. Well then, do you wanna semicolon?"

That's rizzzz with a Z++.

Step up, song makers. Don't get tied up in your chords

automate your life's menial tasks

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

I thought of you when i made this AI.

I think this would count, a polygonal heart made via a custom text format and loaded into Raylib. I'm a shut-in though, so I don't know.

(link for non-Kbin) Is this rizz?

Another rizz line: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwoLlzYpuyt/

^{I apologize for the Instagram link in advance}

My hostnames on NixOS refer to close ones :)

Name software after their daughters (MySQL/MariaDB)

Bo3 developer right now: old my beer

More context here

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The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.

Source: https://www.gnu.org/gnu/thegnuproject.en.html

I named a VRF after you, babe.

Well, that would be nice...