Today I learned Elon has a wife compound

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Add wanna-be polygamist to the list of terms to describe him.
- It's not about a harem, it's about having a legion of kids before the apocalypse he's trying to start, and also probably to colonize Mars. He's insane.
  
  I wish I was making this up.
  
  Didn't think of that one. I'm going to have to add martian incest colony to my bingo card.
  
  "Space flights are merely an escape, a fleeing away from oneself, because it is easier to go to Mars or to the moon than it is to penetrate one's own being."
  
  C. G. Jung
  
  Immortan Joe style
Last I heard only one baby mama has agreed to move in.
- He's taken notes from the Saudis I'm sure
It's kind of funny that if given the opportunity to do so, every malignant narcissist seems to naturally gravitate towards establishing a cult.
That guy is sick.
- His father married his step daughter, so that already sets the decency bar pretty low for him.
  
  Oh, not just that.
  
  His father had not one, but two kids with his stepdaughter. And the second one was entirely intentional.
  
  UGGGH!! GROSS
Couldn't even read the article. That website is cancer.
- https://archive.is/KJ7kn
Dude trying to build himself a goddamn apocalypse harem. Gross.
There’s gonna be a Mars XXX* Ark paid for with the US economy if people don’t take their country back.

* X^TM XX chromosomes
- Oh, I fucking HOPE so! The thought of all those assholes dying horribly of radiation and/or starvation on the trip or on Mars proper just fills me with joy.

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