You may never see the soda fountain the same again

Cloaca-Cola

It's also annoying to use, slower and can't serve multiple people at the same time.

Nothing open to the public should have a touch interface. Has Covid taught us nothing?

I just want water man

All of that is unholy because the Coca Cola company is pure shit.

...do I want to search up what a cloaca is?

I also remember when gas pumps had a separate hose and nozzle for each grade of gas.

Lime coke from those machines is delicious. Fight me.

I don't care what it comes out of as long as the machine is properly and regularly cleaned.

you can use pressurised air to clean the duct. Some verterbrates like to call it farts

This hurts as someone who fixes both.

Fun fact: the Coca Cola Freestyle machine is designed by the Pininfarina company, of the same Pininfarina legacy of classic Italian car design fame.

Cloaca-cola, as envisioned by Pininfarina!

Cloaca master orifice

I love those machines. Diet cherry decaf vanilla etc etc etc....

If you are drinking any of those drinks you deserve to drink from the cloaca. Just drink water, it won't hurt you.

❤️cloacas❤️

I've never seen either of these machines irl.

Well, I don't drink that bullshit so I couldn't care less.

I have one of those Coke machines on top in my man cave. The root beer stains like crazy. If you run coke through the root beer spout, it will taste like coke with root beer flavor regardless how much you clean or purge the system.

I'll never see my lizards the same again.

These things are not new...