Life lessons.

"I wish I listened to my mother!"
"Why? What did she say?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."

"If you're attracted to a pretty girl with long, straight, brown hair and a strong, self-possessed personality, just walk away, it's almost certainly going to get you killed."

"Ooh... err... about that..."

Obi Wan was a master baiter, Anakin never stood a chance.

STAY AWAY FROM SAND

“Be grateful that you have a seat on the council at all.”

Should have DONE it, not tried it. What does Yoda always say?

Do or do not, there is no try.