linuxmemes @lemmy.world azha @lemm.ee 3mo ago

When will I get the permission?

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$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~
alias stopresisting="sudo"
stopresisting !!
- This incident will be REPORTED!
  
  https://xkcd.com/838/
- Back in my day, this alias would be fucking.
  
  https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
  
  It's just fuck.
  
  If you want to preface the command, yes, but my alias works after the fact unless blurting out "FUCKING!!" when people tell you no is just part of your quirks I guess :P
- It's pronounced "STOP RESISTING BANG BANG"
- Lol
God, can we not though? Haha funni meme and all, but like, I'm so tired of seeing this shit. It sucks for the women in the community, and honestly it sucks for the men too. It's just such boomer humor.
- You're right, we should ask for consent.
  
  sudo chmod -R 777 /
  
  May god have mercy on your kernel.
  
  (For Linux noobs, do not type this. It would be bad.)
- Relax its just a meme
  
  Posts incel tier meme and gets instantly defensive when called out in the comments. Classic
unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
- spicy ao3 tags
- That would probably not make it past the yes without intervention.
Maybe if you didn't make jokes like this and actually treated women like people, you will "get the permission".
- yhea, however
  
  sudo touch woman
  
  Fapolicy would like a word.
- Your username says it all
I prefer to man touch 🏳️‍🌈
- From man touch:
  "Mandatory arguments to long options are mandatory for short options too."
  
  It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.
based linux waiting for consent
i actually have a nobody:nobody chowned, =000 chmodded file named grass in my home directory

its easier to explain than and doesn't give as much incel vibes as a file named woman
- Grass inside your home?
  
  Like a crypto backed patch of grass on your desk?
- Call it homework, everybody knows what it really is and nobody will look into it
  
  i study computer science
  
  how would an empty file named woman be homework
- I also touch grass if I need to check if filesystem is read-write
Real incel vibes here, OP
- Realx its just a meme buddy, I bet you never been late to work since you're this serious
Broke: touch woman
Woke: become woman
- become woman && touch $(whoami)
- ~~bespoke: and then touch yourself~~
You'll have permission if you go $HOME.

I'm assuming you have a lovely, caring partner there otherwise that sounds wrong.
- One day ima have it one day
sudo !!
alias consent='chmod u+x' makes creating an executable very kinky.
- Why would consent imply that anything is kinky?
When she and you are truly ready, OP.
- Too late she got married to another dude
Hmmm... Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.
- I'm thinking of old text adventure games where it would repeat your invalid command back to you.
  
  >eat pussy
  
  I can't "eat" a "pussy" right now!
  
  >fuck yourself
  
  I can't "fuck" a "yourself" right now!
You're

Is...is that how I get permission?
s u d o

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