What would be your farttone?
What would be your farttone?
You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".
25 0 ReplyLol this is my favorite so far
7 0 Reply
Wilhelm Scream
22 0 ReplyWindows 3.11 startup fanfare
22 0 Reply- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
17 0 ReplyThe Super Mario warp pipe noise.
15 0 ReplyBecomes the death jingle when you follow through.
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Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
14 0 ReplyI would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
12 0 ReplyYou goddamn beautiful lunatic!
1 0 Reply
Icq "ah ohhhhh"
12 0 ReplyThe drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”
11 0 ReplyGoat scream
10 0 Reply4 0 ReplyLol love it!
4 0 Reply
The Law & Order "dun dun" sound
7 0 ReplyThe Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.
7 0 ReplyAmazing!!
3 0 Reply
Whatever the brown note is.
7 0 ReplyI feel like that would just sound like a fart
3 0 ReplyIt would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
3 0 Reply
exactly how my farts sound now but 10x louder
6 0 ReplySo bold
4 0 Replyit should be so loud that every time i'm eating beans i'm muttering to everyone how sorry i am
1 0 Reply
The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus
6 0 ReplyWindows XP error "duhhn" sound.
6 0 ReplyThe Price is Right sad tone.
6 0 Reply6 0 ReplyDoes the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
5 0 ReplyWindows 95 "Ta-Da"
3 0 ReplyExcellent question and one frankly I've been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
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Adams family doorbell.
5 0 Reply...You rang?...
1 0 Reply
NES Megaman death sound.
5 0 ReplyBells tolling, Undertaker style
5 0 ReplyOrchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.
4 0 Reply"now you're playing with power!"
runner up, "itsa me!!"
4 0 ReplyAudience applause.
4 0 ReplyThe la cucaracha horn from those cars
4 0 ReplyShotgun or a trumpet
4 0 ReplyThe sound of a tent zipper being quickly zipped
3 0 ReplyThe iOS notification gong.
I don't use Apple products, but that's one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.
3 0 ReplyFog horn
3 0 ReplyThe transformer transforming sound
3 0 ReplyCar tires screeching to a stop
3 0 ReplyCats fighting
3 0 ReplyLol
2 0 Reply
Moaning of a hentai girl
2 0 ReplyI choose farts of course.
2 0 ReplySchool bell from The Owl House
2 0 Replyturkey in the straw.
seems to give people happy thoughts.
2 0 ReplyA 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.
2 0 ReplyLol
1 0 Reply
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM
2 0 ReplyA doorbell
1 0 Replysomething only dogs can hear!!!
1 0 ReplyA running steam engine
1 0 ReplyThe McDonald's fryer beep
1 0 ReplyForklift backing up
1 0 Reply