The Amazing Man-Spider
The Amazing Man-Spider
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Little Greg Spider
Slept on a cider,
Dreaming of flies and babes.Along came a man,
Who bit off half his can,
And now Greg files taxes for a wage. -
if I was suddenly given high intelligence and forced to pay taxes I don't think I'd be able to take it
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aktually, if you invert this again, you would get Peter Parker enjoying insect salad.
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dislodged some things in my brain
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Spider-Ham's origin story:
Peter Porker was born a spider and resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a scientist who invented an atomic-powered hairdryer to revolutionize the hair care industry. After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May accidentally irradiated herself and in a fit of delusion, bit Peter, transforming him into an anthropomorphic pig. Running from the Porker home, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider's abilities.
Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a irradiated pig...
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Funny enough there is a very similar episode of the X-Files where a monster gets bitten by a human and during the day he turns into Rhys Darby with a strong urge to get a job. It was one of the only good episodes of the season IMHO.
This? I might have to go watch this episode.
That's the episode. I hope you enjoy it.