Scratch made pizza.
Scratch made pizza.


A while ago we got dirt crappy 4 oz crappy frozen ribeye steaks for $2 each. The sauce is my last jar of Italian gravy. So there's quite a bit of pork in that. When I get the chance I'll have to make more. Scratch made crust.
Cost per person: $4.50
Something about this image is being rejected as reality by my brain.
17 0 ReplyMy wife said "It doesn't look real in that picture."
Here is one of the failed shots.
6 0 ReplyIt must be a lighting issue. Like images near the equator close to noon. Looks like poorly rendered graphics haha
10 0 ReplyThat looks like it came from a 4chan thread in 2012 where someone gives themselves a disease that I have to Google.
The OP picture came out very nicely though!
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Pizza pics? Sure I'll play along. Pre-cooking (no kidding?) because the after cooking pic was dark as heck.
Self done sauce, dough, stuffed crust with string cheese in it, and olive oil crust basting. Sometimes you just mess about and it works.
9 0 ReplyWhat is "string cheese"?
1 0 ReplyMight be a murican thing, mozzarella that you can peel in strips basically.
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The cheese looks like cookie icing.
3 0 ReplyLooks good! Not going to lie though at first glance I was like "wtf, peppers and chocolate?" Lol
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Is there such a thing as too much cheese? My brain before baking the pizza says no. The bottom of the pizza says yes, while the crust says "save me!".
2 0 ReplyThis is 8 ounces of cheese on a 12 inch pizza. A pretty traditional amount. But it was low moisture moz so it didn't bubble, brown and spread like a good cheese higher moisture moz. Poverty has its costs and quality cheese is one of them.
1 0 ReplyNot gonna lie – I like the cheap, low-moisture, harder mozzarella better than the sloppy, slimy, pricier ones.
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Somehow that doesn't read as pizza. My gut reaction when I see it is "what?" but is quickly followed by "oh, I see- that's probably pretty good".
1 0 ReplyBlue pizza just like aunt Beru used to make.
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