Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they're going to move to South America and kill themselves.

Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America's sensitive information.

The important thing is that he's not batshit insane.

14 kids and no family.

I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

That's kind of messed up

Hi, I’m Leon! But you can call me the neo-nazi kid :D

I’m a proud white guy from South Africa (14 y/o in spirit).

I’m currently trying to fuck up the world and spread my genes hoping to be the new Hitler some day!

Do you want to have my kid? Haha just kidding. Unless…

So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.

dear saint luigi: please please please end musk. and as many of his acolytes as possible.

It must be said again.

There are no good billionaires. Every one of them is doing stupid shit like this while people starve to death, in public or in secret.

This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy

A legion of children that hate him👍

Well now I'm starting to think that 4chan account might actually be his, how fun!

A Nazi who thinks he's the Antichrist. What a fuckin world

This… might just be the craziest thing I’ve read since the election

Someone should totally try to catfish him, though. Sounds like it wouldn’t be all that challenging

What. THE.

FUCK.

Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.

As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?

Is it weird to anyone else that he just assumes his "legion" of children will follow him unquestioningly?

My dad keeps giving me stock "tips" (my stepsister works at a gold mine and he keeps telling me their stock'll go up any day now despite the mine not being in operation yet 🙄) and I haven't even followed through on that.

What did I just read why does this dude exist

If ever a man needed to be stripped of his power and influence

They way he treats his kids, he is building a legion to hunt him down

what's with billionaires and wanting to have so many bloody babies

Hopefully they all end up like his daughter.

My contempt for this man has reached levels previously thought far outside the realm of possibility.

Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I've known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They're mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.

You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother's basement? The one that floats around in everyone's head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don't see others as receptacles for procreation.

All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.

This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.

I am not surprised. Elon is an accelerationist who believes that the next social turmoil will definitely be coming. But since it is going to happen, he thinks it is better if it comes sooner rather than later.

When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.

Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!

Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.

Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.

He’s such a weird little creep

How many heirs fighting in courts all over the world does it take to redistribute a multi-billioniare's wealth through court fees, lawyer fees, accountants, penalties, etc until none of them are supreme-wealthy anymore? Just never work again wealthy.

Even if some of them don't really want it, they could still find lawyers to fight on contingency and let them drain the wealth. Then donate whatever they might eventually get, if anything.

For example, Anna Nicole and her late husband's son effectively fed lawyers for years and years. Michael Jackson's estate has been tied up in litigation for decades. And Mike had 3 kids, Anna one surviving kid.

With over a dozen and counting Leon kids, and a ton of potential other types of suits incoming from world-wide plantiffs, it'll be interesting to see how that estate eventually gets drained and dispersed.

We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.

It will be a fine day when he has an OD on stage.

Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

this has to be satire, there’s no way

Looking at his current kids, I don't think they're going to form up as HIS legion....

This guy needs to be compost

Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.

lololol satire writes itself these days

Why isn't the link to the WSJ article referred to in the supposed title?

I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.

"WSJ is woke now"

OK Rupert, Now do Fox News too.

Lmfao Jesus Christ that's not eugenics that's

What is that?

I have the impression that Musk wants to be the 'Black Goat with a Thousand Young'.

Archived version of the WSJ piece mentioned in the article.

an article by david gilmour

I will only refer to him as "The inseminator" from now on

Is this guy on drugs?

Sounds like someone you want to give the keys to every secret the US has. Smart man.

Gross

Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.

spreading like cancer