So THAT is exactly why PowerWash Simulator, the videogame, exists in the first place
There is something absolutely relaxing about using a power washer. It feels weird, because the things are pretty loud and you definitely feel the wand in your hands, but it's like you can just push everything into that jet of water and watch it run down.
I assume that goes away after awhile, especially if it's your job, but if it's something you only break out on occasion, absolutely therapeutic in a weird way.
So much so that there’s a pretty popular computer game, Powereash simulator
When you use the right gear (e.g. hearing protrction, gloves, STEEL TOE SHOES (for you crazies wearing flip flops)) power washing is mesmerizing; especially with the vibration from the water flow.
Very relaxing; very demure.
Should this be a county fair attraction?
Have you heard of Songkran Festival in Thaïland? It’s actually happening right now!
Set-up right next to the lawn dart course.
I think it would be fun to have a "therapeutic jobs" agency that gives low pressure tasks (or high pressure :p) for like up to 5 hours
Probably would have shit pay because some of the tasks are not capitalistic enough but as a small thing once every few weeks it could be a nice change of paceYou might have just invented community service volunteering..?
How long until the police arrest me for illegally maintaining pedestrian infrastructure, you mean
Instantly. The Pigs hate it when people do nice things for the community, and some dumbfuck NIMBYs on the local government boards would get their panties in a wad at the thought of it.
Careful though. It starts with this.
But it ends with this
Oooooo now i have an urge to play power wash simulator
Someone should do this! There's already this drain-unvlogging-videos. Now I need powerwashing the inner city videos. Cleaning-algae-from-driveway-videos are lame. I want filth removal under a busy bus-stop! Get yourself a neon construction vest and let's go!
"Give a man a cleaning rag and he will stare at it helplessly. Give him a pressure washer and he will clean everything as far as the cable will reach."
