it's definitely haunted.

That's a really effective way to get people to look at the listing.

My "Not Haunted" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

Well… if the sign SAYS it’s not haunted… it HAS to be true… right? Lol

Sure, Jake, sure.

Can I spend the night to make sure? If I'm brave enough?

Nathan for you IRL

If you walk in and ask real loud if there are any ghosts, they have to tell you. Just like cops.

Not Haunted

Aw. :(