Bee farms are hotbeds for disease and hives are regularly incinerated by plugging the entrances with rags, drenching them in petrol and igniting them.
Yes, we pamper bees so so much.
I promise you, bees do not benefit from humans using them for honey. Knocking them out, taking their food, causing disease, causing hives to collapse, none of it is good for the bees.
It's also terrible for the local pollinators as the bees out compete them all leading to ecosystem collapse once varroa mites move in
then the aliens spray roundup on us and turn up the temperature.
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imagine we make contact with an alien species that's like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to
and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they're like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they're offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.
and like, salad isn't even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn't have to be fancy salad, they'll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we're practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we're protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it's basically paradise compared to life on earth imagine
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now realize that this is what bees have done to us
The intersection of my Catholic upbringing and the phrase "holy living fuck" is turning out to be rather fertile ground.
"All holy and ever-living Fuck, we praise you always and everywhere. Through our Lord, Jesus Christ, your son, who lives and reigns with you in the holy spirit. One Fuck, forever and ever, amen. Let us rise and join our voices as we praise the One True Fuck."
🎼🎶pipe organ intro
way out of key and tempo
HOLY HOLY HOLY
LORD FUCK ALMIGHTY
EARLY IN THE MORNING OUR SONG SHALL RISE TO THEE
HOLY HOLY HOLY
MERCIFUL AND MIGHTY
FUCK IN THREE PERSONS
BLESS-ÉD TRINITY
Do you have a specific tune in mind to go with the hymn?
ehhh that's a plot point on American Dad and the aliens decide to recreate earth just so they can have frozen yogurt after an alien destroyed earth.
It was Chinese ice cream, but otherwise yeah.
https://americandad.fandom.com/wiki/Fro-YO-MAMA
it was frozen yogurt.
