Not insider trading, no. It is market manipulation though and should probably be punishable by the largest SEC fine in history ^but ^it ^won't
^no way^
Learned this trick from Elon.
Unrelated but I still find it incredibly stupid that he would choose @realXyz instead of just @xyz on the platform that HE controls.
Wtf are we supposed to buy?
Eggs 🥚
$MELANIA fapcoins of course
No buy, only sell.
Billionaires are like puppies with a tennis ball, except the puppy is smart enough to be trained.
I wasn't aware he had said that, but I independently concluded it actually was a good time to buy and increased my main position. Nothing earth shattering, but I did feel like an absolute genius for like 10 minutes while having my morning coffee today.
Same. Threw what extra money I had into some reliable stocks. Did the same thing during Covid too, and it worked out pretty well for me. It feels a bit like I'm a crisis vampire, but I just don't want to be working anymore when I hit 60.
I’m sure you felt like a “very stable genius” 😉
I thought DJT had already been bought out by russia and the billionaires?
Somebody made a better offer.
It's not insider trading. It's market manipulation. Still a crime, but nothing will be done about it regardless.
He's basically like HODL as he pauses and unpauses tariffs so billionaires can buy the dip and sell before he tweets. I miss the GME days where the little guy was winning against the big guy.
AND there's a shitty version of Keith Gill, and he's the fucking PRESIDENT? Man, this timeline has everything…
Not how you use this meme
Nah son, it's called the art of the deal
Add the '/s' because you know that's exactly what his people are saying.
"He just trolled some rich folks, I thought you Libs wanted to build guillotines? He's never done anything bad to his own people!"
Yeah, I was basically mocking Leavitt. And /s should probably be my signature
Its rebounding right back down though.
Looks like he wants the lemmings to buy enmasse so the whales can sell without bleeding.
It’s only insider trading if Trump is on the outside.
Yes
