Dont worry about your retirement plan...

Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn't real.

Aside from the fact that this is entirely fake- I’ll say…

If only.

He can't die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?

Don’t get our hopes up. Everyone knows this man is a cockroach

The ‘deep state’ has the chance to do the funniest things ever

Don't give me hope...

four more days fellas we can do this

Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?

You really want President JD "couchfucker" Vance?

Depends on what season this is from. Can't really say the Simpsons Did It rule applies to the last fifteen years or so.

Edit: Not even real womp womp

Is this an actual episode?

Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.

Don't give me hope like that.

I'm more optimistic than the average Lemmy user, but that's too much.

🤞

If only

well that is good only 4 more days to go though I am sure most of our lists contain a couple more people at least

And let that snake, Vance, take over?

you know this is all bullshit but how much you wanna bet if it reaches felon 47 he will hole up in bunker somewhere.

/gif_man_crying_dont_give_me_hope.

Na. Dude made a deal with the Devil or some shit.

Two more days is just about as much of this shit as I can take.

It’s officially April 12th 12:10 am as I post this…