What is your favourite Bender quote?

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

"I can guarantee you anything you want."

Shutup baby, i know it

I'm back baby!

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

Do a flip!

I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.

Me, Bender.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

Bite my shiny metal ass

"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.

I am bender. Please, insert girder.

Fry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."