Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province
Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province
OTTAWA - With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump's sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America's forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.
i don't want to be in a country with Ohio though
- sincerely, an American
I have some bad news
Lol, just Ohio?
Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.
“But then Trump went and, to use a macro-economic term, ‘shot America in the dick’. So now it’ll be easier to just buy the whole place.”
The greatest line Carney will ever utter.
New Yorkers rejoice knowing they're no longer the rudest countrymen now that the Quebecois are included
You really, really don't want the whole thing.
Just New York, Hawaii, and Alaska. They can keep the rest.
I want California I have always wanted to go there.
I,for one, will welcome our new Canadian overlords with open arms
I would love to be taken over by Canada. Can’t we just give California, Oregon and Washington the Canada please? Like all these MAGAs in the Midwest just love to talk so much shit about California and how terrible it is and how it sucks, so why should they care, right? You’d think they would welcome the idea, right? Oh but we have the big economy, and the ports, and grow a bunch of food, and make a bunch of technology. 🤔🤔🤔
We don’t want that dumpster fire. No thank you.
Some of the states are cool. Let MAGA have their own states, so they can find out for themselves how their experiment sucks.
None of the states are cool. Outside of the cities and urban areas its a red majority country. Incredibly racist and misogynist.
MAGA can hop on Elon’s rocket and fuck right off to Mars.
This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that "province" would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
If you split the north and south into two provinces, they'd vote at odds with eachother enough to be controlled.
Combine that with some good ol gerrymandering by creeping your provinces down into the US, you'd chip away at US votes enough I can't imagine it'd really be a huge issue.
(Signed, a US American)
MY BODY IS READY.
I'll chug maple syrup. Learn to ride a moose. Whatever it takes. But please make this happen.
In Soviet Canuckistan, moose rides you
Don't forget the poutine and beer.
Keep it, we're good.
Sorry, we can only do with a 4th territory at best.
Just do it already. I'll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
America needs intervention to put it back in line
🌍🫡
Honestly a good deal of us would be happy to have leadership that isn't actively trying to kill us.
While I would love for the PNW to become Canadian, I feel the only way out is either to secede alongside our fellow blue states (notably CA), or to wait for McDonald's to do its fucking job.
After that, we can rebuild and put not just safety rails BUT HARD LINES THAT REMIND OUR SHITTY ASS POLITICIANS WHO THEY WORK FOR.
We need complete reform because at the moment, I kinda wish the Brits would do what they are known for doing: colonizing other countries. Hell, I'm wishing we didn't have an independence day coming up right now....
The timing might work out to really live up to the legacy of independence day.
I do wish USA was like Canada
Please fucking do this Canada
Hell make us multiple provinces.
New England province
Cascadian province
Great Lakes province
Rocky Mountains province (capitol in Colorado of course)
And the rest: dumbfuckistan
Ha! They can keep their wasteland. We don't need it.
No thank you
Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
As somebody from Buffalo, I'd support this, but I don't think Canadians want us tbh.
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
I'm saving up!
Make them a territory.
hurt us daddy canada, we've been bad
The US is gonna be Carnegeddoned.
While I would love to be inducted into proper healthcare and the loving embrace of our northern brothers, are you sure you can swallow all that red and not just end up with diarrhea?
idea: you guys invade and enslave all the rich white people, turn the entire thing into a streaming series.
Can we please just have our revolution and have no State? Thx
