That's Geoff
30 0 ReplyWhat Geoff Vader runs the Death Star?
5 0 ReplyI’ve been calling him Jeff! My apologies to Geoff.
4 0 Reply2 0 ReplyWay to go, now the Spider Mafia is going to find him and break his legs for sure.
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As long as it's not Australia you're probably safe
27 0 ReplyI am really not worried about my safety at all. Just curious.
6 0 ReplyBut if you were in Australia, you SHOULD be worried about your safety with something like that on your ceiling
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That's a huntsman. Not dangerous to you
14 0 ReplyGood question, I think this one is called Bob, but it could be his brother Frank too.
13 0 ReplyIt can't be Bob. Bob was, errrr, with me...
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Looks like a crab
11 0 ReplyEverything becomes crab
6 0 ReplyCan confirm.
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Why did you make a screenshot of the cropped image instead of hitting the crop button on the top right?
Also did you check what your phone said about the spider?
5 0 ReplyMaybe this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoropsis_spinimana?wprov=sfla1
(Nosferatuspinne in German)
3 0 ReplyIt's a vampire spider?
3 0 ReplyYeah. I have no idea why it has this name. :D
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Probably something that'll kill you.
3 0 ReplyAustralia yes. Austria probably not.
13 0 ReplyMaybe they got bit by it and had to type quick before the venom took hold so they missed some letters?
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I don't know anything about insects and spiders, but maybe some sort of running crab spider, e.g. Philodromus cespitum?
3 0 ReplyCutie pie
2 0 ReplyI’d say it’s a common house spider but those significantly longer front legs throw it off for me. Might be the perspective or picture
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