yeah boss man I'm running behind

Wake up at 8:00

rest my eyes for a few seconds

11:00

I think I invented time travel

I work on-call. Any hour day or night. I frequently go back to sleep after getting called. I have like fifty alarms on my phone.

Yep.

You either open them back up 2 minutes later, or you just die in your sleep

Just did this and woke up 30 minutes late. Thank god I'm WFH today.

I wfh and do this every day. No regrets.

I woke up at 4.30am, two hours before my alarm, and couldn't get back to sleep. This was the first post I saw on lemmy. Being middle aged sucks, I miss sleeping in.

Jokes on you! I have vivid dreams of "waking" up, checking my clock, and then panicking so hard because I'm late, that it actually wakes me up just to find out it's only 2am.

I did this yesterday, and slept for 4 hours

Danger is my middle name