Trump imposes tariffs on uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands near Antarctica

This actually makes slightly more sense, because we might actually send things to Mars.

Exactly. Same logic 😂

One funny aspect is that it doesn't affect the penguins. Not just because they're penguins and would only blink, squawk, and flutter their wings if one tried to tax them, but more importantly, because we have zero trade with them.

"Sir, we're seeing no revenue from the penguin tarrif!"

"What's the current rate?"

"It's already at 250 percent!"

"Very well, then. Raise it to 25,000%. We'll teach those penguins a lesson in math they'll never forget!"

That'll teach those penguins

What are the chances a penguin bit him as he was trying to harass it, and this is the resultant tantrum?

His morning BM was cold. So was his morning Big Mac.