I use Debian btw

But you have to pay to use the water...

not if you just shower in the rain and bathe in the lake 😎
(this is the secret Big Tap doesn’t want you to know)
- Plus, free parasites! :D
As you do with Red Hat 😎 (or not, idk, never used it)
- red had is just fedora with support isnt it?
- Developers license is free, but in general yes, you need to pay for rhel (worth it).

So you want me to take a Shower all naked in the rain?

Sounds kinda hot, so yes.
- Anything can be hot if you try hard enough!

My non native english speaking ass imagined it like the shover head and hose and the valve will have open source design and would be repairable and you can 3d print new nozzles or something and i was like what is the issue with that i would take that anytime over my current one

You can totally 3d print shower heads, it's usually a pretty standard connector. (Well, there's like two standards, based on very limited research - US and Canada have a different standard than the rest of the world.)

Cold showers build character. Warm showers are for bitches

Build resilience: take the cold shower after a sauna

Cold showers are for the weak, scalding showers are for true warriors.
How about cold plunges during the freezing winter?
Steam baths are the best.
Get the steam directly out of a pressure cooker.

Free shower? What am I, the YMCA?

ok i'll do it

Quitter

Linux user who?

Knock knock

I'll take any FOSS clear and cold ass shower over proprietary warm and muddy shower.

I use Debian btw

Maybe you should try Dove or Dial instead?

You will need a barrel, a rope and a pulley on a pole. Oh and something to make holes in a barrel with.

To compile:

rope the barrel and lay the rest of the rope over the pulley
drive the pole into the ground next to your desired source of water
optionally, keep the barrel's lid openable
make holes in the barrel in a convenient position, such that the holes will face downwards when you eventually mast the barrel

To charge:

Set the barrel in the water source and wait until the barrel is full of water (optionally open the lid at this point)
If you optionally opened the lid before, then mandatorily close the lid, now
Pull the rope from the other side of the pulley such that the barrel goes up
Let the water pour from the barrel and have fun with the shower

I use Debian btw

Absolutely nothing wrong with Debian, so long as you’re comfortable configuring most things through the shell you’ll be fine.