xAI asked me to suck Nazi dick. Top comment decides my reply.
For context, I’m a desirable but disgruntled ex top-tech employee who is incredibly happier now that I left. I have nothing to lose in replying and locking myself out of employment options within top tech. They followed up recently so I need to reply soon.
Top comment determines my reply, assuming it’s not illegal and doesn’t endanger me.
I thought "kowtowing to a fascist" in the top post was accurate but might get me in legal trouble. Also he has a legal precedent for buying people's bodies, sounded risky. So you are the winner. I modified it and threw some shade on top. Enjoy.
Love this but unfortunately I looked them up and they're real people, it's not AI likely. I get direct emails like this often because of my previous qualifications.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
"Thank you for the note. I'd love to chat, and the technology is dead center of what I'm interested in, especially wrt free speech.
Thing is, I'm halfway through my HRT process, going through M2F transition. Was wondering if this was covered by xAI insurance? My current company's DEI policy fully covers it. FWIW, I disagree with where they stand on this.
Here's how I'd answer it: "No. And do not contact me further."
Odds are that they will insist. If they do, the answer is longer:
"You seem to have a really hard time understanding simple words, such as «no». So let me rephrase what I said, in a way that hopefully even you will understand:
I DO NOT WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BLOODY COMPANY, LED BY A LITERAL NAZI, WITH A THREE METERS POLE. NO MEANS NO. SOD OFF YOU BLOODY MUPPET, THIS IS NOT UP TO DEBATE, STOP BUGGING ME WITH THIS SHITE."
Is it too late to set up a bunch of forks on github of AI counter measure software, change the descriptions of each to rambling diatribes about the Musk Rat, explaining how you aim to take him down personally, and then forward it to them as an example of your current work?
I wonder how negative you have to be about AI and Musk to get the offer withdrawn?
I will grant you the opportunity to you interview me, but first you must pass through my gauntlet of 13 AI challenges. I will send you the first now, and each next challenge will come shortly after you have beaten the former.
Challenge 1: You must beat Martin in a game of chess.
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Challenge 13: Have xAI solve this riddle.
If Elon loses his ears he can not hear.
If Elon loses his nose he can not smell.
If Elon loses his hand he can not touch.
If Elon loses his tongue he can not taste.
Elon has lost his senses, but he can still hear, smell, touch or taste, so that must mean he can ___ ___.
Nope, never used xAI, Twitter, Starlink, or Tesla, or anything of the sort. They know about me because of my LinkedIn and prior top tech mobile experience I'm guessing. I'd rather be homeless than work here.
I would required compensation in the amount of Elon's entire fortune so it can be properly redistributed to those who deserve it, including you if this is a human reading this email. If those terms are acceptable, please contact me at xxx-xxx-xxxx at your earliest convenience.