The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is... inconceivable
Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.
Every character, every scene
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Airplane.
Spaceballs?!?!
The Princess bride, no question!
Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone's got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
Ghostbusters:
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Back off man - I’m a scientist
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Listen! You smell something?
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What about the Twinkie?
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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Yes it’s true, this man has no dick
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Ok, so… she’s a dog
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When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!
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Aim for the flat top!
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Cross the streams
…and much much more
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Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
Kung Pow Enter the fist.
My nipples look like milk duds
The Big Lewosky
Super Troopers
From "The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!" to "BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!" almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.
Aliens
There is literally no competition. Every scene has at least 1 classic line. Aliens is also the gold standard reference used by all action movies since.
It's a dry heat
Nuke it from orbit
There goes our salvage guys
You got the duty, open that bag
Mostly
- Blues Brothers
- Any Mel Brooks movie
Anchorman
Star Wars
Any of them (except maybe the sequels)
Old School and Office Space
I have several ol' reliables:
Grandma's Boy: "high score? What's that mean?"
Snatch: "when you're in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya."
Tombstone: "i got two guns, one for each of ya."
Big Lebowski: "he's a good man Jeffrey. And thorough."
There's more, but those are probably my most quoted.
Ghostbusters.
Dumb and Dumber for sure.
- In Bruges
- Snatch
That's a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?
A lot of quotes from the Batman Dark Knight have become pretty common lingo or at least widely recognized, like "not the hero we deserve but the one we need" or "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" or even "some people just want to watch the world burn" or "it's not about the money, it's about sending a message", maybe also popularizing the whole "immovable object vs unstoppable force" etc.
Lord of the rings
kung pow for sure
Billy Madison
No milk will ever be our milk.
If peeing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis!
He called the shit poop!
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Penguins (of Madagascar): The Movie
Friday
Army of Darkness. I mean it’s freaking Bruce Campbell. Kiss the king baby.
billy madison
I seem to quote ‘Zoolander’ a lot
Star Wars.
Mean girls
Withnail and I
Christmas Vacation. Probably because at one point I was watching it 2-3 times a week. #JustAutieThings
Dumb and dumber
Friday
Napoleon Dynamite
- Airplane (Flying High)
- Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
- The Empire Strikes Back
Well dude, we just don’t know.
As a kid, it was Meet the Feebles.
Muppets gone bad.
Casablanca
Fight Club for sure
I heard three different Old School quotes at work today from different people in independent circumstances. ❤️
