How To Become A Hacker: A Step-By-Step Guide

I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.

And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.

Poetry.

Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don't actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.

I want to see a live action of this.

I love it.

I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!

A beautiful read. I’ll keep checking my certificate resolutions.

So good. the vatican while loop one was a lot of fun too

I don't get what the others are talking about, there is nothing after this, even through scribe or on an archive.org snapshot made recently

Taking him down would put the fear into the rest and, hopefully, get some intel on the other keyholders through the IRC backchannels.