Programmer Humor @programming.dev andioop @programming.dev 1w ago

well that's rude

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Gender: 1x38b

THE WOKE MOB HAS GONE TOO FAR
- Gender is not binary, it's hexadecimal
  
  shouldn't hexadecimal numbers start with 0x instead of 1x?
- You want some 8x7A2 using the same bathroom as you???
- I know right, this is gender we're talking about naming here! Not one of Elon's children
  
  I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn't feel right.
At least it seems more "scientific" than anything that Jung ever did.

https://psychology.stackexchange.com/questions/13027/is-there-a-reasonable-scientific-backing-for-carl-jungs-type-theories
- Your source does not support your claim at all. Seems like you are projecting your scientific illiteracy onto Jung.
I mean, they're not wrong, but it does hurt a bit.
My high school paid for everyone to take some type of career aptitude test. Everyone got a list of various possible career choices. Burned in my memory now is that I scored "region 99" which apparently meant my personality type didn't fit any jobs. Or something. Like their magic 8 ball told me to try again.
- My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.
  
  Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.
  
  Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.
  
  I'm supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.
  
  A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  
  I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.
  
  -- Bart Simpson
Can I have an exception?
"The samurai charged into battle, shouting You must install Adobe Flash plugin to view this content."
- There ought to be a sub for that.
  
  And no I'm not gonna be the change I want to see in the world, for the benefit of everyone involved.
- Got that on Programmer Humor last year! Finding that kind of unintentional message is always funny
Why do you have to personally attack me like that?
Sigh! I should have known.

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