Joe Rogan Refuses to Attend UFC 315 in Canada Because of ‘Terrible’ Government: ‘I’d Rather Go to Russia’

How much exactly do you think Joe Rogan knows about the government of Canada? Pretty sure it's around fuck all. He's just a propagandist for the fascist regime at this point.

Does he need someone to help him book a plane ticket to Russia?

Rogain is such a pussy. He’d never leave his basement to go to Russia.

Joe Rogan Experience in a nutshell:

Guest: batshit insane shit

Rogan: uh huh, oh wow, that's crazy, never thought of it like that

Rogan: also like, here's my thoughts bro (insert popular opinion here)

Guest: continues batshit insane shit that contradicts that expressed opinion

Rogan: I totally agree.

I too would prefer he go to Russia than come here.

Do it! Go to Russia!

Great idea, fuck off to Russia, you piece of shit.

We don't want you here!

Huge W for Canada.

I'm wondering if his temporary work visa was denied, and he's trying to spin it to look like it's his idea.

Sometimes the trash takes itself out

Rogan is such a little cuck. I bet he dreams about getting tag teamed by Donald and Elon. He wants those orange fat rolls and Donald’s diaper / shit / talcum-powder smelling flaccid cock ramming him in the face while Elon grinds into him from behind with his cybertruck body and broken, malfunctioning penis.

Americans in general are such cowardly little bootlickers. They show off their big trucks and guns and pretend to be baddy “alpha males” then they get on the knees for Israel and Russia or any kind of genocidal regime that shows themselves to be in same league of sadism, decadence, and buffoonery.

Joe Rogan is a fucking moron, this is a big win for Canada.

Do it. Don’t come back.

Good. And stay out, you yapping scrotum.

You can join Steven seagull in russia

You think Russia has a better government than Canada? What in the living fuck?

He knows where he's getting his bread from. Don't go to Canada. As a matter of fact, stay out of everyone's way and do the world a favour. Cunt.

Keeping Joe Rogan out? Probably the best campaign ad the Liberals have right now.

Joe was gonna get booed so he decided to take his things and go home. Weak men can't handle criticism.

I could give two shits if Joe Rogaine doesn’t want to come here. We don’t want him here. Go gargle Putin’s knob.

Go to Russia. All MAGAts should go there for a mandatory visit since they live the country so much.

Somehow, Canada will find a way to go on without him.

Centrist Joe centering again.

Of course he would. He's an asset, functionally if not actually (yet).

I would also prefer if he went to Russia.

Joe Rogan is a scumbag and an idiot but he is useful in that if I find out someone listens to him I know they're a moron.

It's actually really handy when right-wing influencers tell Canadians not to listen to them.

I don't give a shit about UFC, or Joe Rogan.

Why do foreigners hate our government for its domestic policy so much?

I don’t like the monarchy in UK but I don’t constantly spend energy hating on them, nor would it realistically stop me from visiting.

I guess it’s a hate boner thing.

thanks for staying home moron.

rogan is a stupid person's idea of a smart guy.

rogan himself used to admit he was a dumb guy with laymans opinions, the problem was other dumb people saw him as a messiah and started taking his shit-take water cooler opinions as smart, and then he started thinking his opinions were correct.

Less than a week after he said "Why are we upset at Canada? This is so stupid."

Either he's incredibly dumb (highly likely) or someone paid him to say that (also highly likely)

...bye Felicia

Please go… please go to Russia

Oh no, how will Canada ever recover from this?

Joe Fuckface more like it

I too hope he goes to Russia, specifically a remote part of Siberia with no internet where he never leaves

Dumb old man does dumb old shit and makes millions for it. What a neat world.

I mean I'm sure we can arrange to deport him to his homeland of Russia.

I wonder if a few Canadian who are fans of this idiot will start to question him now...

I can dream.

Stop listening to entertainers, actors and performers masquerading as intellectuals, journalists and philosophers

I wonder if there's anyone into UFC who isnt FUBAR

“Why are we upset at Canada? This is stupid, this over tariffs,” Rogan said during the March 14 episode of his popular podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, while conversing with comedian Michael Kosta.

This was only a couple of days ago! He really changes positions as the wind blows

Man it's crazy seeing how envolped in the right wing bubble he is now

No one cares Joe. Stay the fuck in Texas where you and your huge mouth belong.

Wow hes really licked trumps boot. Pathetic.

Meanwhile, Canadians: "I'm actually terrified to go to the US because of ICE".

Remind me how much of your Spotify subscription dollars have directly gone to this guy in the last 10 years?

he is already in Russia

Yeah, our government is just the worst Joe. I mean, we don't light our money on fire to pick a fight with all our friends. We're not erasing our own history because we're scared of black and brown people. We let people have access to healthcare without having to sell their youngest daughter in sex slavery (sorry, "child marriage"). And we haven't even turned the keys of the kingdom to a mask off fascist doing the fucking seig heil on national television and then pretending to wonder why people want to kill him.

God, it's like we're not even trying to put our boot on the neck of our citizens. You should totally go to Russia. Like, right now. And I hope you fall out a window you drug-addled windbag.

And nothing of value was lost.

All American grifters should be barred entry including their President.

I have yet to actually hear a conservative explain specifically what they find so detestable about Canada.

Remember when this guy went nuts and started screaming at a primatologist expert telling her she was wrong? this is the kind of idiot he is he think he's right and for some reason that did stick and made him famous and he got surrounded by more idiots talking about shit they don't understand...

https://youtu.be/__CvmS6uw7E?t=339

What a cunt. Not that it hasn't been clear for a long time, but just so brazenly a piece of shit. Why anyone gives that waste of oxygen clicks is beyond me.

Another win for Canada!

Do you just automatically get owned by Russia once you hit a certain level of fame/wealth/influence?

Or is this just like those people wearing ear bandages to emulate their Dear Leader?

Yes please. Go and try and take your Ketamine and shitty industrial supplements in Russia. Our kennels are full we don't need any more stinkin dogs coming here.

Wonder what kind of narrative this is, been seeing it more and more from conservatives trying to paint Canadian government as terrible and authoritarian. Could it be an attempt at creating a casus belli for the US to invade Canada and turn them into 51st state?

It sucks because it used be a pretty solid show until he started bringing in all those alt right grifters.

We know.

I say we just send him to Russia. I am betting his visa was denied and he jsut got butthurt over it. Good on Canada if they did say no to his toxic ass.

Joe Rogan simping for Russia.

That was DEFINITELY on my bingo card.

I’d rather him go to Russia too. Get the fuck out of North America.

What are some good spotify alternatives? I never used it personally, but maybe it can help others cancel.

Hell yeah! Shove off to fucking Russia and stay there.

What a crybaby.

I suspect he's already IN Russia. Joe Trumpanov.

BE Finally the waffling little bitch openly picks a side. Very brave of him.

I know you would Joe, that's the problem with Far Right monsters like you, you sell out America to Freedom's Greatest Enemies.

So.... Freedom's Second Greatest Enemies...

Didn't he just say the bickering and fighting between Canada and USA needs to stop?

That was only a few days ago lol. And now this??

I see joe had a call telling him to align with the colonialist project of his fascist friends. So disappointing, I really thought he was a super smart guy with nuance positions on complex subject but he might be a spineless douche in the end. /s the last sentence.

BTW, fuck the ufc real deep in the ass.

If fellow Canadians can rally around this and boycott the event, that would be a shame if Dana White has to look at empty seats

What the fuck does this man see in his isolation tanks

How absolutely surprising and shocking that Joe Rogan continues to push the MAGA agenda.

Of course he would.

I think this is called saying the quiet part out loud about the MAGA movements ambition

Personally, I'm glad that joe rogan refuses to come to Canada. Just go to russia already.

A stupid guy has a stupid opinion? Let's ship him there. I've got five bucks on it. Who's in?

Showing his true colors more brazenly.

Canadian here... I have no idea what this slower-than-average gorilla is talking about our Government but I want to find out to boost it as hard as possible if it's going to keep far-right mouths outside of my country

What a fucking loser

Another POS that needs to "disappear".

Good we don’t want garbage here nor do we want to receive the least talented cast of News Radio.

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Dude is so trash and idiotic

Oh no! Where are we going to get all of our misinformation from an ignoramus that looks like a toe. I really wish I could hear about cold baths and ivermectin from a "comedian" that does seem to get jokes. Fuck yourself Joe. Keep humping stools and I'm sure the cromagnons you insulate yourself with will one day figure out how to drag their knuckles off the floor long enough to clap for you..

Mm ok, respect lost for rogan now.

I miss dmt and sensory deprivation tanks era Rogan. New Rogan sucks.

yeah, makes sense to pick up the payment in person and get treated like a king.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

roofies, Instant tan spray and an ICE tipoff in that order.

If it wasn't for the fact that we have so many zombies up here, I'd actually be happy for the fact that he could help keep idiots out.

I bet he would.

Excellent, he should stay far away. We don't want him here.

Yes, please do. And don't come back.

Arch-pathetic

Careful what you wish for.

Just another asset

I’m pretty sure he’s just saying to certain people that he’d rather be living in Russia.