5mo ago

Howdy, neighbor!

Going all the way back to 2016 for this encounter between a squirrel checking out a nesting great horned owl. The squirrel was actually nesting in the same tree right above the owl.

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It's always nice when lunch delivers itself.
- Nature always provides!
  
  I'm looking forward to the day when an unsuspecting DoorDash drone full of Paella wanders into my home.
Owl: I don't remember ordering delivery.
- "Honey, did you order room service again?"
- Food delivery right to your door!
  But maybe these squirrels are interested in eating the eggs of this owls nest as well.
  
  It does happen.
  "Not today, squirrel!"
Squirrel nutkin at it again, I see
- Ha! True!
Squirrel: HI NEIGHBOR Owl: And just hoo the fuck are you?
- Have you heard about The Great Squirrel, who fed 100 squirrels with just 5 seeds and 2 acorns?!
  
  Said the very enthusiastic squirrel, moments before being clamped in the talons of the suddenly very interested owl. "And just how many owls do you think THIS squirrel can feed?"
Ahh, I see my UberEats has arrived!
- Hmmm... Grub Stump... Grub Trunk... there's gotta be something there... 🤔
- Dammit. You got to my Doordash joke before I did.
  
  I was shocked, SHOCKED(!), that I didn’t see one already in the comments. Really,
  <actually>
  …I felt morally obligated.
  
  "I've heard they were testing autonomous food delivery drones...but no one told me they were edible too!"

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