NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works LOCKMART @sh.itjust.works 1w ago

DUI hiring just works

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/?gift=kPTlqn0J1iP9IBZcsdI5IVJpB2t9BYyxpzU4sooa69M&amp%3Butm_source=copy-link&amp%3Butm_medium=social&amp%3Butm_campaign=share

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- pls explain? 😬
  
  WarThunder is ripe with military nerds that love being right about their favourite tank/plane/whatever. Sometimes, these nerds have access to official documents proving that they're right. And sometimes these nerds go on to post classified military intel for the sake of being right.
  
  warthunder players are often memed on for leaking classified military documents
  
  i.e. jlai.lu/post/8555562
  
  https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2924096000
mark my words: it's just gonna keep getting more and more stupid. you think you know stupid? hold my beer.
- United Stupids of America
  
  i've heard it's got electrolytes.
  
  Unlimited Stupids of America?
  
  This is my United States of Whatever.
"We are currently clean on OPSEC" 🤡
- I will do all we can to enforce 100% OPSEC”—operations security. “I welcome other thoughts.”
- More like OPSEGS amirite? Lol jk jk 👊🇱🇷🔥
What a wasted opportunity. The angle should have been "Top secret military plans intentionally leaked to the liberal media". The MAGAs would have sent poor little Pete to prison and the cabinet would be eyeing each other with distrust for the next four years.
- They already are eyeing eachother with distrust.
  
  That’s 100% why Vance was offering prayers in the chat.
Brilliant, leak the plans so the enemy will think it’s a fake, then do it anyways. Like a reverse mincemeat
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxbzb8XXiGQ
the party of "common sense" and "competence" btw
- also "party of personal responsibility" when they choose to not investigate any of this
  
  Party of law and order too, after breaking classified communication laws.
The people freaking out over Clinton's emails are real quiet rn
Yeah, but if it’s this difficult for a white cis-het man to not text top secret documents to the wrong person, imagine how many times a DEI hire would have done it by now.
- Let's ask Gen. Brown Jr. how many times he has leaked war plans through messengers. I am sure he could go on for hours.
https://archive.ph/NBRN5
This post accurately exemplifies the whole purpose of this channel.

And I'm dying from laughter. Absolutely brilliant - thank you for sharing this!
In his defence, he was blackout drunk at the time.
Behold, the master race.
This guy is rocking maybe 93 iq on a good day.

Mediocre white guy hire to lead the nation's defense.
Pete smegma strikes again
I'm confused, are we mocking him because he's incompetent or because he was caught driving under the influence? I can't prepare pithy remarks until I have more data!
- Yes
  
  But DUIs just make me sad. There's no material there for my writers.
It wasn't Hegseth because he'd send a message in a bottle
In ~~2027~~ 2017 Trump had to replace all of his principals, either due to scandal or because they disagreed with him.

It sounds like Hegseth is going to get ousted due to sheer incompetence.

Unless highlighting Hegseth's diminished capacity might draw attention to Trump's.
- Trumpers get ousted for disloyalty and nothing else.
- *2017?
  
  I was predicting the darkest future (fixed! Thanks!)
Off topic: Why is there a "gift" code and various tracking paramters in the url?

Url does seem to work without them: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/
- The gift code means a subscriber is sharing access to the content.
  
  Though I don't doubt the sites use this as a double purpose for tracking.

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