Zillow listings be like

It's incredible how many people waste time walking in many situations where you could just fall.

This should be in one of those grindset tip videos.
Life hack: never walk when you can use gravity to get there faster.

That looks potentially survivable. Where do I sign?

Well, first on these twelve waivers.

Imagine that hike back up after a full day of swimming and beach fun. I'd be sleeping at the bottom and attempting it in the morning.

Or after a few beach drinks

When you walking down the steps and the LiveLeak logo appears

"Pretty sure if I move down those treacherous stairs fast enough I'll outrun this logo"

drop some water on there and turn it into a water slide

String a dozen slipe-n-slides together and you're good
- This is good advice in many areas of life
Anyone else try to use a mattress to go down stairs? It would never work as well as it felt like it should. Darn friction and carpeted houses from the 90s.
- Yes, but then you had those stairs that weren't and some body was creating a hole in drywall

If anyone’s wondering where this is, it’s the top of Jacob’s Ladder in Jamestown, St Helena.

5 minutes to the beach, 20 minutes from the beach. That's a serious trek.

As of 2016, the record time to ascend the stairs is 5 minutes, 16.78 seconds.

Tony hawk's Pro skater 2 level design be like:

Achievement: Bluntside the Beach Steps

It's also somehow located in the middle of the Amazon river, already flooded, and selling for $500k USD.

Damn, that's a pretty good deal, got a link?

The cliff is sloping but it’s fine, just turn into a goldfish halfway through. You’ll make it. We’re gods.

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Does the dragon warrior get chosen there?

I need to ask you to stop that. That... shouting...

Imagine carrying your groceries from Costco... it's going to take a couple of trips honey.

Instead of bulk buying from Costco, if possible support a locally ownedgrocery store and make smaller walkable/bikeable trips, not only better environmentally but better for your local economy (and possibly healthier)

Obligatory Not Just Bikes Video
- Also WinCo sells bulk foods and is majority employee owned
- I read this article today https://time.com/6307359/government-ftc-walmart-prices/
  
  While I don't think a lot of people can afford the higher prices of locally owned grocery stores, I do think that those who can should try. At least until there's more antitrust enforcement.
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Especially if they don't give you boxes...

8 seconds to get in the water!

Imma slide that b

Like in the GameCube Sonic games?

House I grew up in had stairs up to the porch that was like 6ft up/down distance. Would not recommend. Especially in places were ice and snow are a thing.