Linux does not sugarcoat it

Another classic:

Huh, that's not what I get:

Terminal output for whoami command: You're a special little snowflake, and the smartest most handsomest boy in the world

When testing for permissions, I still giggle over trying to execute “touch this” then being told “can’t touch this”

Are you Odysseus or smth?

24601!

oh no Linux don't say it again

🥲

My name Is Nobody (Il mio nome è Nessuno)

Linus wouldn't sugarcoat it either.