Anon gets handed a note

She blew her chance.
She blew her chance bro, she should be glad that you're this passive

Did 4 Chan just accidentally use the term "autistic" correctly?

Anon is highly regarded in his field

What are you doing this weekend

Nothing

... ok

This is too real, holy shit.
Edit: Wait a minute, this doesn't necessarily have to mean they want to do something with you.
Trying to recover what i lost the previous work week and failing (again).

look her up now. she's probably doing not good and it's your fault basically

Or she's doing fine and has gotten ugly.
- 4 healthy kids and a different shaped head than before

So what would you say?

I would assume it was bait. I'd respond something like, "Schrödinger's cat is both alive and dead until you look in the box."

How's dating life going?
- No one has ever turned me down for a date. You?
- I just post my dick pic on GROWLER and the dudes invite themselves over.
  Sucks that hetero apps don't work for the str8s.
Bait for what? Perhaps I am simply old, but why is it so unthinkable that a girl would think you are cute?
- In high school I would have people ask me out. If you say yes, what a fucking loser you thought I was serious? If you say no, then you're gay and you should kill yourself. It's funny because you can see the divide in this thread between people fucked up by high school and people who find getting fucked up by high school unthinkable
- I would also assume it was bait, some people are assholes and I'd be insecure in a moment like that
- Bait for embarrassing the person. It depends on the person and context. I was often teased like this by people in school because I was quite susceptible to emotional manipulation. The note is not asking the person out. The note is asking for a reaction to a hypothetical situation without any commitment to actually asking. The intelligent reply is an equally indecisive hypothetical response saying "if you're uncommitted, so am I, try again" while also protecting from the potential for a trap. Plus if the person does not have the depth to understand the volley, the answer is a solid no.

I had multiple women tell me they want to fuck in high school and I was so dumb to not get the message. One was basically jumping on my dick. I masturbated to some of these ladies for years until I eventually lost my virginity when I was 24. I hated myself for many years for not getting the message. 😂

"If"? What kind of question is that? You either want to go out or you don't.

I think you dodged a bullet there.

It's just a way of preventing direct rejection. If I ask you out and you say no, you're rejecting me and I feel bad. If I ask a hypothetical and you say no, you rejected the hypothetical, not me.
It's stupid, but sometimes that helps people work up the courage.
- it's not stupid, it is a shield for the person, it never hurts to have protection.

I really wish liberals would try and find a way to reach out to these people. I know we just got some random post, but it looks like he is taking responsibility for his stupidity and not blaming the girl in question. There is self awareness there.

This is not a mere greentext.

I feel actual evil. Just why.