Crimes against breakfasts

Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste

I'm upset the image doesn't show cornflakes but oats

When I was a kid we were not allowed milk if we were sick. So I used to eat my cheerios with OJ. It got to the point I liked it more than with milk.

Well, I've got cereal at home and bought some orange juice yesterday and it's roundabout breakfast time, so... wish me luck.

Post this on Facebook. I've learned that everyone on there fucking hates Ramsey because she's a little odd looking and was cast to play a teenage character (Ellie) who they really wanted to fuck, I guess.

Could be worse, she could microwave tea instead of using a kettle...isn't that right Americans

That's how they knew she was autistic.

Honestly, i did this with muesli and apple juice for years. Only thing that stopped me was finding out how awesome and cheap i can make my own oat milk at home with and the ridiculous sugar apple juice added.

OJ is kinda tangy though, that wouldn't work... Apple was far mellower

Why do they already give the vibe that they do this prior to reading this article?

Once upon a time when I was still in probably about middle or high school, my mom for some reason got a bug up her ass about how much milk we were using and decided she would go on "strike" and stop buying milk.

So one day I came downstairs and poured myself a bowl of cereal. Finding no milk in the fridge, I just kind of shrugged and grabbed a 2L bottle of root beer and poured that over my cereal while she watched.

Her strike ended really quick after that.

Root beer cereal wasn't terrible. I can't remember exactly which cereal it was, but we usually had fairly plain options, Cheerios, corn flakes, Chex, etc. usually nothing frosted, fruity, etc. I wouldn't exactly recommend it, but if you ever find yourself contemplating soda as an alternative cereal liquid, I do think root beer is probably your best bet.

One time when I was single, I poured myself a big bowl of rice crispies, only to find that my milk was sour. I was really annoyed - then I realized I had apple juice, so I poured that on instead. It was a little on the sweet side, but it actually tasted pretty good.

Regardless of taste that much sugar is a sure path to early diabeetus.

This might be sardonically called atrocity, which is considerably better than the status quo, that being a literal atrocity.

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

I guess it would give the cornflakes flavor.

And? It’s still delicious

She eats cereal like she's actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife

bc autism

Using juices instead of milk for cereals is a completely different experience but IMHO doesn't taste bad. I go with oat milk in 80% of the cases, but also use orange/pear/apple/... juice from time to time. Especially in summer, it feels lighter and more refreshing.

All ready to turn psycho for season 2 then...

“What liquid works best in cereal?”

who cares? and why? Like this stupid thing pouring orange juice in your coffee.

Maybe they just don't like cow squeezin's. I've actually done this before for precisely that reason. Milkis a raw ingredient waiting to be turned into cheese, cream or yoghurt. It's not supposed to be consumed as is. And soy milk tasted like weirdly astringent bidet water.

At least it is not crimes against the cows

They? Who's they? Like her whole family does that?

I'll pick a bowl of cornflakes, OJ, and diced fruit for breakfast whenever I can.

Cornflakes can be combined with a lot of things better than suck ass milk. You don't believe me? My favorite summer snack? A bowl of cornflakes with fresh tomatoes, olive oil and spices. Fuck you all dairy supremacists.

As a kid, I used to love that!