Win win

So long as only victims are insurance companies and Tesla, I am okay with it. To be fair, they kinda deserve it.

You just know a dealership is going to get caught setting it's own Teslas on fire. That is going to be the free space on many 2025 Bingo cards.

This is the only good use of a Tesla now, IMO. Get it fully insured, then go park it in a dark alley near a popular area. It'll get torched before too long. No fraud involved with setting your own car on fire....

Then use the money to buy something that's not made by a Nazi.

Nice idea, but Teslas are jampacked with cameras.

Man a shitty lining to this cloud is the kids that had to mine the lithium for the batteries into useless cars.

Buying a Hyundai of all choices after a tesla is doubling down on shitty car choices

Probably not the place, but Hyundai and Kia are both making some sharp looking cars right now.

If they rely on insurance to not fuck them over, I wish them good luck. Because boy, do insurances have the capacity and willingness to fuck people over

Don’t put Hyundai on a pedestal.

https://foundation.mozilla.org/en/privacynotincluded/categories/cars/

I've heard insurance companies in the Un-united Dystopia of america have stopped insuring them

Do NOT set your own car on fire. They will notice every marker pointing at you! Instead, incompetently park in a visible area that is poorly lit at night, perhaps a Trump sticker. Maybe an anti-trans or pro racism sticker! Really REALLY scummy stuff. Get a custom plate that says ''YBMC'' or something else horrid. Really egg them on. What you really want is a total stranger you have never interacted with. Police fail to identify 90% of crimes that don't have a personal motivation to known victim and perpitraitor.

“Sir/madam, (sadam) your conviction slowly steeling and your hands steadying themselves before you finally threw the bottle was heartening, but why did you come directly out of your own house to do it? Claim rejected.”

Eventually one of you’s is gonna try it, but forget a detail or two.

Fuck hyundai, buy a toyota like someone with a modicum of taste and intelligence.

As a Hyundai-owner...you should buy a Honda.

That's actually the face your Insurance company make when their claim adjuster reviews the Tesla 'Sentry Mode' footage.

In Brazil we call this jeitinho brasileiro (brazillian way*)... but this seems so american in my pov *means that you should take advantage in everything

The irony here is that Hyundai models built 2019 - 2023 have an issue where they'll spontaneously combust.

Echoing that the Hyundai Ioniqs are fantastic EVs with plenty of actual buttons in the console as well as fast charging speeds (the chargers themselves are the limiting factor)

What a weird wet dream. Teslas are stacked with cameras, they'd never get away with it.

I traded mine in. Was underwater by 10k. Fuck me, but fuck Elon more.

I hate Musk, Tesla, and cars in general. (I like trains). But I also dislike people who are wasteful, destroys things like everything is replaceable without any harm done. I also dislike people who are dishonest for their own benefit. This is not helping built a better future. It's dishonest and destructive. Lose lose.

Hyundai is not the move :p

Hyundai EVs really are good. They made absolutely terrible gas cars but chose the transition to EVs to make new company out of themselves and they did an absolutly incredible job. They make some of the best EVs in the market.